THE HOLLYWOOD FOR UGLY PEOPLE

My friend Hollywood Housewife is having a linky party this Friday on celebrity sightings/experiences, etc…and so I hope you’ll forgive this detour and enjoy my story of how I spent 2006!

They say that Washington, DC is the Hollywood for ugly people and I arrived there in 1998 ready to find out. A wide-eyed optimist, I was ready to conquer DC, change the world and surround myself with powerful people. Turns out though, that most of the powerful people I was working for/with were totally normal…jerks, dorks, and the kind that required affirmation just as much as the next guy. One boss, who I still love visiting today, never read my speeches from the Floor of the House and it always pissed me off, until I later learned that he had struggled with dyslexia his whole life…that’s when I realized that the lure and excitement of DC had worn off. Yep, I now knew just how normal all these people were.

As a southern Californian, I was always on the periphery of “the industry,” the powerful elephant that truly serves as our economic generator. But it didn’t hold as much excitement for me as politics. While I was climbing the political ladder, paying my dues with crappy jobs and crappy salaries, which were replaced by slightly better jobs and slightly better salaries, I had friends back home who were running parallel tracks in LA. I’d hear fun stories and sometimes would wonder what I’d do if I were to come in contact with a celebrity, but at the time, I was the one clambering for pictures with First Ladies, leaders of the House and Senate, etc.

In late 2001, I moved home to CA and continued to find better jobs in my field. I ran a government affairs program for a local transportation agency for a few years, but in the beginning of 2006, felt I’d hit a wall for growth potential. In early April, a good friend called me and told me that she had a job offer that I couldn’t refuse.

A week and a half later, I’d quit my job, found a renter for my condo, gave my cat to some friends for safe keeping, and had hired a mover. I was on my way to Sacramento.

I’ve mentioned my year on “the campaign” before, but don’t know if any of my newer readers are aware of what I do and who I worked for. I was one of the “adults” (in spite of all the beer drinking) on the reelection campaign for this guy. And suddenly, my world of politics and the world of celebrity converged.

The year on the campaign is almost indescribable. It was HARD…but the people who I worked with made is so fun. I have a handful of friends from the campaign who are still some of my closest friends to date. I also look back at some of the experiences in total shock and awe.

The boss and his awesome wife live in a world so different than ours…I mean, REALLY different. But ultimately, they are smart, surprisingly strict and hands-on as parents, and always call each other “baby.” Early on in the campaign, they visited the office and stepped into mine and looked at all the pics on my bulletin board. He was really impressed to see a pic of me in an afro wig. He said it was a good look for me, then moved on.

They are also very hospitable. One weekend, they invited all the senior staff down to their Brentwood home because that’s what THEY used to do back in the day. We danced to a callypso band playing Earth, Wind, and Fire songs…I kid you not. It was great being at their home and seeing things like an original Andy Warhol of the Mrs. on the wall.

She also invited some of the neighbors. I happened to have a long conversation with this guy on the way to the ladies room. It was surreal.

And they are still really close friends with the folks from his movie days…I spent time with the guy on the right a few times, and he brought along the guy on the left once. He told me that I was “really really attractive.” So I naturally decided that he was a dirtbag with a heart of gold and that somehow we’d end up together again someday. {snort} Ya, I had a total crush on the bad boy…and I still love him on his new show!

But the BEST, and I mean BEST experience was with THIS GUY…he’s amazingly yummy to look at, is a killer actor, and has total intensity in his eyes. I just got a brief chance to say hello to him, but my friend Sarah spent some time talking with him. She’s a smidge taller than me, but loves to rock her 4 inch heels. And he’s as tiny as a peanut. But there she was talking to him. And when I say talking, I mean, he spoke and she just chuckled, snorted, and guffawed! Sorry SAS! But in all honesty, I have a major celeb crush on him and would have been the exact same way had I spent more time with him!!!

So, I spent a year surrounded by politician and celebrities alike. It was insane…and amazing. I had a number of crushes all year long, but really fell in love with the people who I worked with. I staffed the candidate on all of his political appearances, so I also fell in love with the people at Southwest Airlines (and the 10 free flights I earned)!

I may not love what he’s been doing lately with his leadership over our state. It’s unruly and our Legislature is WHACKED OUT, too. You may HATE the man and his politics, but that’s not what this post is about…it’s about the opportunity I had and the incredible memories I made. Ultimately, I was a part of something amazing and I know it was a perfect moment in time that could never be repeated.

I no longer work in campaigns…as it’s a job for the young and tireless. Now I’m in Corporate America directing a public affairs program. I’ve been back to the boss’ home a couple of times for fundraisers (hello, political budget!) and he’s still gracious and lovely, as is the Mrs. I’ve continued to interact with celebs at these functions, too…and you know what?! These celebs  TOTALLY crush on the politicians, which just makes me laugh as it brings things full circle, doesn’t it?!

IT FELT LIKE MEXICO

This weekend, some girlfriends and I headed for the desert. We’ve all been running at 120% and haven’t spent much downtime together lately…in fact, I don’t think any of us have had any downtime in ages. This trip was just what the doctor ordered!

Two of the gals have babies (and one has #2 on the way) and we all have demanding careers. We synced our calendars and determined two months ago that we all had this weekend free, so off to Rancho Mirage we went – in spite of the fact that it was 110 DEGREES out there!

We left on Friday morning and stopped at a greasy spoon for a greasy breakfast…our waiter called us all “love” and brought us ginormous plates of heart attacks.

Can you feel the excitement for a weekend away?!?!

Barbie, our passionate Conservative, decided after seeing an homage to President Bush and the military that this was her kind of restaurant!

We spent hours in the pool (sorry there were zero photos of that…on purpose!), grilled the first night, watched a terrible chick flick, The Bounty Hunter, and also watched hours of HGTV. The second night, we spent the morning in the pool, then went to see Salt in the afternoon to escape the heat. It was an INCREDIBLE MOVIE!!! I highly recommend it! Then we had an amazing italian dinner.

These two stinkers spent some time chatting up the musician at the restaurant after dinner and he told them about another restaurant that they own with dancing and more live music. He said it was usually visited by people in their 30s, so off we went!

But then we got to the new location and realized the majority of the crowd was in their 60s!!! It was kind of a perfect night! We made friends with gals who brought their own fans and professional dancing shoes. The ladies were on the prowl and were regulars at this Regal Beagle!

We may only have been an hour and a half from home, but we were all so excited to get out of dodge that it felt like we were going to Mexico! Sometimes quick getaways recharge our batteries just as much as big vacations and I’m so thankful for friends like mine who make traveling together easy, fun, and so relaxing. They are my soul sisters and I’m so thankful for them and this trip!!!

What are your summer vacation plans???

BCF: BEST COUSINS FOREVER

My cousin Carlee is my one of my besties. We grew up across the street from one another and though we’re two years apart, we spent almost every day of our childhoods together.

Carlee is having her third little munchkin soon and I was honored to shoot her maternity pics last week. I blogged over at the photoblog, but I had to share at least a couple of the fun images here! To see more, visit Jen Johnson Photography!

She’s beautiful…and so are the other featured subjects at Sweet Shot Tuesday on Darcy’s blog. Get over there and check it out!