I once went on a blind date with a dude named Kelly. It was fine…pretty eh.
I told my friends he was boring. But truth be told, I didn’t even know.
BECAUSE I COULDN’T STOP STARING AT HIS FREAKISHLY SMALL TEETH AND GIRLY HANDS.
They made me go out with him one more time…I was too judgy.
So, I went. And his teeth and hands still freaked me out.
And he WAS boring.
So, I didn’t go out with him again.