I once went on a blind date with a dude named Kelly. It was fine…pretty eh.
I told my friends he was boring. But truth be told, I didn’t even know.
BECAUSE I COULDN’T STOP STARING AT HIS FREAKISHLY SMALL TEETH AND GIRLY HANDS.
They made me go out with him one more time…I was too judgy.
So, I went. And his teeth and hands still freaked me out.
And he WAS boring.
So, I didn’t go out with him again.
The end.
Hilarious! I had to click over from email subscription….just to say it.
Bwaahahaha! Poor tiny hands guy.
You’re hilare!
I was literally going to leave the same comment as Ari. Verbatim.
Keep it up with the funny, lady!
It’s like a dating rite of passage. Unfortunately.
But he looks so cute in your drawing.
I went on a date with a guy once in high school and he grabbed my hand in the movie and I was like – girl hands!! My husband ran into him recently randomly on business and the first thing I thought when he told me was, ew, girl hands. That, and he looked like Pee Wee Herman.