I sent an inappropriate text to a friend earlier this week.
She didn’t have my number stored in her phone and thought it was porn spam.
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I told my boss she looked ethnic in an old pic.
She doesn’t associate with her Colombian roots at all and considers herself rather waspy.
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I pronounced albeit as “all bite” for years.
I totally get the blank stares now.
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After my morning workout yesterday, I got all the way to work before I realized that I left my towel at home again.
I had to dry off using paper towels from the wall dispenser.
I may or may not have a few paper cuts in interesting places.
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I sent out a tweet earlier about how mortified I was to buy white zinfandel wine for a guest I’ve invited to the Hollywood Bowl.
Then I realized how douchey I sounded.
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Somebody called me Jan earlier.
Instead of correcting him, I just kept walking.
I love this post.
We all say things without thinking sometimes, or say things that make complete sense but then feel embarrassed later [whether or not we need to] and we ALL have been on the receiving end of it as well!
We don’t all forget towels for the gym THAT often though.
Keep a spare in your car!
You are so NOT a Jan.
Well… was it pronounced “Jan” or “Yan”? Becayse “Yan” sounds very Sweedish and fancy.
I’m still laughing about the first one. And “All Bite”?!?! I’m going to have to work that into conversation next weekend somehow.
You crack me up! Miss you! Dinner soon!
HA! These are AWESOME {mainly because they didn’t happen to me}.
Also-you are a blogger for DS? Go girl! That is awesome!
um, i would never admit to that stuff…you’re the best!!
Made me laugh out loud. Except then I remember once when I returned an email to the sender – or so I thought – and accidentally hit ‘reply all’ and it went to THE ENTIRE CONGREGATION. Oy vey. It was not funny. At all. Mortifying would be an apt descriptor. So glad you can laugh – and that you shared these and made us all laugh with you (NOT at you).
This whole thing made me laugh. You’re funny.